Perfection is the game...

For some stupid-ass school assignment, I'm supposed to write information about myself. I hate writing things directly about myself, directly that is. I mean, here I write pretty directly, but nobody knows who I am really, which makes it different. I'm supposed to make a homepage on the site, speaking of nothing but myself, but I can't talk about the fact I weight 94 pounds naturally, but I want to lose weight, that I masturbate, that I hate 90% of the world, etc. I'm like supposed to write about where I live, my family, my culture, and blah blah blah boring as fuck shit. And it's going to be public as well, fuck, I don't want freaks I don't know reading about me. It's awkward. Judging every word I use etc.